(Source: unquietwater)

(Source: akatproductio)

Gil: Can I ask you the biggest favor in the world?. 
Ernest Hemingway: What is it?. 
Gil: Would you read it?. 
Ernest Hemingway: Your novel?.
Gil: Yeah, it’s like 400 pages long, And I’m just looking for an opinion.

(Source: jolkeen)

Reggie Lampert: I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn’t possibly meet anyone else. 
Peter Joshua: Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know. 

Charade 

Reggie Lampert: Well, wasn’t it Shakespeare that said, “When strangers do meet in far off lands, they should e’er long see each other again”? 
Peter Joshua: Shakespeare never said that! 
Reggie Lampert: How do you know? 
Peter Joshua: It’s terrible. You just made it up. 
Reggie Lampert: Well, it sounds right… 

Charade 

Adam Canfield: We didn’t steal it, there’s no law against stealing stolen money. 
Reggie Lampert: Of course there is! 
Adam Canfield: There is? 
Reggie Lampert: Yes! 
Adam Canfield: When did they pass such a silly law? 

Charade 

Peter Joshua: Why do you think Tex did it? 
Reggie Lampert: Because I really suspect Gideon and it’s always the person you don’t suspect. 
Peter Joshua: Do women find it feminine to be so illogical, or can’t they help it?

Charade